Heyi, ho, ho, ho!Lixesha lonyaka kwakhona, xa iiholo zihonjisiwe kwaye nemithi yeKrisimesi ikhanya njengomalume onxilileyo ngo-Eva woNyaka oMtsha.Ewe, iKrisimesi emyoli!
Ngoku, ngaphambi kokuba siqalise, makhe ndithethe oku: Ukuba ungomnye waba bantu babeka imihombiso yeKrisimesi ngoNovemba, kufuneka uzole.Ndiyathetha, ngokunyanisekileyo, ngaba unika uMbulelo ithuba?Ngaphambi kokuba uhombise indlu yakho njengoClark Griswold, vumela i-turkey ithathe indawo ebonakalayo.
Ngayo yonke into ethethiweyo, makhe sithethe ngesona sizathu sexesha lonyaka: izipho.Ndithetha ukuthi, ukuzalwa kukaYesu nayo yonke into ebalulekileyo, kodwa masinyaniseke, sonke sikuyo ukuphanga.Andazi ngawe, kodwa uluhlu lwam lweKrisimesi lude kunoluhlu olubi lukaSanta.Ndiye ndikhuphele iitshomi nefamily ingcebiso ngathi alikho ingomso kwaye ukuba abayifumananga bafumene ilahle eli serious ekawusini.
Ukuthetha ngeekawusi, ngaba sinokuthetha ngendlela engaqhelekanga ngayo ukuba sizixhome ngaseziko kwaye sizigcwalise nge-junk engahleliwe?Ndiyathetha, ngubani oweza nalo mbono?"Heyi, masithathe ikawusi endala enuka kakubi siyifake ngeelekese kunye nezinto zokudlala ezincinci, iya kuba sisithethe esikhulu seKrisimesi!"Iyamangalisa kodwa hay andikhalazi.Ndiyakuthanda ukuhamba ngeekawusi zam ngeKrisimesi kusasa kwaye ndifumane zonke iintlobo zezinto ezilungileyo.Kufana nokuzingela ubuncwane, kodwa nge-tinsel eninzi.
Ngoku, makhe sithethe ngomfo omkhulu: uSanta Claus.Ndinemibuzo malunga nalo mfo umdala.Okokuqala, uzifaka njani zonke ezi zipho kwisileyi?Wabetha njani yonke indlu ngobusuku nje obunye?Ndithi xa ndisenza iqhinga, kwakunzima ukubetha yonke indlu ekwibloko lam, ndingathwali nengxowa egcwele izinto zokudlala.USanta kwafuneka asebenze umlingo onzima ukuyisusa le nto.
Masingalibali eyona nxalenye ibalulekileyo yeKrisimesi: ukutya.Andazi ngawe, kodwa ndiceba ukutya ubunzima bam kwicookies kunye ne-eggnog ngeli xesha leholide.Ndiyathetha, lixesha lonyaka kuphela apho unokutya isidlo sakusasa, sasemini kunye nesangokuhlwa.Ngexesha uNyaka oMtsha ujikeleza, ndiza kube ndihambahamba njenge-turkey egcweleyo, kwaye andizange ndivume ngakumbi.
Ke, njengokuba sisonga izinto apha, ndifuna nje ukuninqwenelela iKrisimesi emyoli.Nokuba ukhohlakele okanye ulungile, ndiyathemba ukuba uSanta ukuzisela yonke into obusoloko uyifuna.Khumbula, oku akukho malunga nezipho, imihombiso, okanye ukutya.Imalunga nokuchitha ixesha kunye nabo ubathandayo kwaye usasaze uvuyo kunye nolonwabo.Ke phuma apho kwaye wenze iinkumbulo eziya kuhlala ubomi bonke.Ukuba konke okunye kuyasilela, khumbula amazwi angafiyo kaKevin McAllister: “IKrisimesi emnandi, nina zilwanyana zingcolileyo!”
Ixesha lokuposa: Dec-25-2023